Oh no, we’re locked out! Don’t worry, Annie’s about…

Be careful Annie! Oh don’t fret, I might be nearly 50 but I’ve the flexibility of dolphin’s flipper.

Oh god, there she goes…she’s nearly 50 you know!

Watch out Annie, those bricks are loose. Oh please, I’m quite possibly as old as some of these bricks…did I mention I’m nearly 50?

Now, how to dismount - somersault or cartwheel? Hmm…what would a nearly 50 year old do? OK, cartwheel it is!

To enter forwards or backwards, that is the question. Definitely backwards, forwards is way too easy for a nearly 50 year old of my calibre.

Oooh, look at me bend, did I mention I’m nearly 50?

My goodness, I simply MUST save this glass, it doesn’t look very old or valuable (unlike me, did I mention that I’m nearly 50?), but still it wouldn’t do to make things easy upon myself.

Oh wow, now that’s quite THE rush! I’ll bet most nearly 50 year olds wouldn’t be able to take that amount of blood to the head, but to me it’s all in a day’s work.

Right side up, gosh, how strange…is this what a normal nearly 50 year old feels like?

Open Sesame! That reminds me of Sesame Street, although I’ll be honest I don’t remember it very well, after all…I am a LONG, LONG, LONG way from 60!

HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY ANNIE May your 50s be very bendy and full of fun! HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY ANNIE